Beer: Marston’s Pedigree 4.5%
It’s a lovely vantage point, the Bowlers’ Bar balcony in the Pavilion, but the clientele can make it pretty unbearable. They tend to be far too loud, far too full of themselves, far too Tory and far too pissed. This lot are, apparently, members from Kent (or Kentish members) “oh, you MUST know Richard” and “get the Prosecco’s in!” The Bowlers’ Bar can be the best at Lord’s, on a good day, but much like this on too many others. Middle class uncouth.
We’re there to see the steward perform the duty of ringing the five-minute bell – the timing of which has to be exact, naturally, so he has his mobile phone counting down the seconds. I take come pictures of the bell (before he comes along).
Not entirely sure what the “Sky Sports” area, at ground level between the Pavilion and Warner Stand, is all about; looks like MCC staff may have been having a joke with/at the expense of Murdoch’s evil empire.
Anyway, that lot behind are getting on my nerves. We leave and go to the Allan Stand with those Middlesex Members who don’t dress up to get in the Pavilion. The real fans. They talk cricket, quietly and authoritatively, and drink beer that they’ve bought in themselves. They’re far better, and wholly more dignified, company than those loudmouths on the other side of the Pavilion.